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Hayden Panettiere Parties With A Topless Beyonce

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Converted Muslimina Hayden Panettiere tears her burka while trying to subdue the she-beast known as Beyonce in the photo above.


As you can see, Hayden was having a nice time out reciting Qur’an verses with her male relative chaperone, when she came upon Beyonce running around topless. Like any righteous Muslim, Hayden immediately sprang into action and restrained the nigress beast.


Animal control showed up soon after, and Beyonce was tranquilized and returned to her enclosure. Thanks to Hayden Panettiere’s heroics no one was hurt or “twerked” on in the incident.

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The Top 10 Celebrities Nude At The Beach

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Summer is fast approaching and in the hopelessly depraved infidel West that means that female celebrities will be flocking to the beaches in droves to prostitute their sinful nude bodies for all to see.


Below we have compiled a list of the top 10 celebrity beach nudists to watch out for. If you see any of these brazen harlots at the beach just remember that large jagged seashells can be just as effective as stones at warding off unwanted naked celebrity sluttery.


#10 AnnaSophia Robb


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“The Carrie Diaries” star AnnaSophia Robb has yet to go fully nude to the beach. However, that will almost certainly change this year, so she is definitely one to look out for.


#9 Ashley Greene


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“Twilight” star Ashley Greene tries to shed her pale vampire image by getting an all over tan in public.


#8 Olivia Wilde


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Olivia Wilde appears to enjoy naked water sports both in and outside of the bedroom.


#7 Jessica Biel


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Jessica Biel has an extremely tiny penis, which leaves one to wonder what Justin Timberlake sees in her.


#6 Brooklyn Decker


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Model and actress Brookyln Decker certainly has a halal nude body… And according to this photo she will suck you off under the pier for only $5. You just can’t beat a deal like that.


#5 Kate Upton


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It is easy to get sea sick watching a naked Kate Upton jogging on the beach, for seeing her fat titties undulating is extremely nauseating.


#4 Jessica Alba


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Jessica Alba seems to think it is quite funny that she is naked on the beach. Of course she wouldn’t be laughing if one of us pious Muslims caught her and shoved a sea urchin up her anus.


#3 Hayden Panettiere


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Hayden Panettiere appears to be undercutting Brooklyn Decker’s prices, and is offering to give blowjobs under the pier for only $2.


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Hayden is naked on the beach again after stripping out of the bikini that the $2 she made earlier bought her.


#2 Selena Gomez


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Selena Gomez enjoys walking the beach completely nude…


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…And when it gets chilly out she puts on her top, but keeps her lady bits out flapping in the ocean breeze. So next time you are at the beach be warned that the fishy smell in the air may not be coming from the ocean.


#1 Jennifer Lawrence


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Of course who could be number #1 in our list except for the queen of nude photos Jennifer Lawrence. For whether it is in the privacy of her own home or out in public on the beach, Jennifer simply can not stop showing off her nude body.


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Hayden Panettiere Shows Her Boobs In A See Thru Top With No Bra

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“Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere proudly shows off her bulbous breasts in a completely see through top with no bra on in the photo above.


Hayden’s boobies appear to be of a halal shape and size, but they are certainly lacking in humility. Clearly Hayden’s mammaries are in desperate need of being put in their proper place by a good hard tongue lashing from a virile Muslim man.


Yes once Hayden’s baby feeders are licked into submission by a Muslim, he will no doubt whip out his enormous tunic snake and slither it up and down her tit valley until it spits its man venom all over her face. Then after being completely covered in potent Islamic baby batter Hayden and her bosomy breasts will come to realization that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet, and they will spend the rest of their days in service to Islam.

Victoria Justice And Hayden Panettiere Daydream About Being Anal Concubines

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Victoria Justice was photographed clinching her butt cheeks in skinny jeans while wishfully staring off into the distance and (probably) daydreaming about being an anal only concubine in the harem of a virile Muslim man in the photo above.


Like most infidel women it is clearly Victoria’s greatest desire to have her back door blown open by the powerful thrusts of a mighty Islamic meat scud. As evidence of this shared fantasy, fellow celebrity harlot Hayden Panettiere was also recently caught on camera staring out her window fantasying about getting her rectum split in two by a Muslim’s tunic scud while sitting on her bed in a g-string in the photo below.


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While it is certainly important to have goals in life, both Victoria and Hayden will never achieve theirs if they spend their days simply dreaming about being brutally anally violated instead of getting out their and proving themselves worthy of such an honor. A good start would be wearing the burka, and placing a few IEDs around Israeli military outposts.

Hayden Panettiere Topless While Stripping Off Her Panties

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“Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere poses completely topless while stripping off her tight pink panties in the photo above.


It is clear from this photo that Hayden Panettiere’s body is in desperate need of a good hard deep dicking from us virile Muslim men. However, if Hayden wishes to achieve such an honor (which she obviously does) then instead of taking off her panties she should be putting on a martyr vest in this photo.


Yes there is nothing us Muslim men find more erotic then a woman eager to give her own life for the cause of the Jihad. In fact, my own tunic snake has grown rigid at the thought of Hayden taking her taut body into a synagogue and detonating the device. If Hayden were to agree to such a mission I would personally give her a taste of paradise with my enormous meat scud, before she entered it permanently through the courageous act of martyrdom.

Hayden Panettiere Finds Happiness By Laying Naked With Her Legs Spread

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“Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere has been undergoing a very public struggle with postpartum depression after having her innards ripped to pieces while giving birth to her husband heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko’s gigantic baby.


Of course giving birth to large hearty babies is a difficult thing, and something every woman in the Muslim world has to deal with. The secret to avoiding postpartum depression from being split open from stem to stern is to get the woman back out in the fields and doing her chores as soon as possible. In fact, my wives are usually back at work within an hour (two hours tops) of birthing my robust offspring.


Unfortunately Wladimir Klitschko is a sissy and does not control Hayden Panettiere with such a firm hand. Now Hayden is seeking out her own outlets to “feel better” about herself, and it is not at all surprising to see that she has settled on posing naked with her legs spread in the photo above. For when a woman’s inherently degenerate mind is allowed to roam free a depraved nude display is almost always the result.

Hayden Panettiere Breaks Out Her Big Boobs For The Critics’ Choice Awards

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“Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere breaks out her big boobs for the Critics’ Choice Awards in the photos below.


If Hayden is willing to prostitute her shamefully bulbous titties like this for a crappy Critics’ Choice award, let us thank Allah that she is not nearly talented enough to ever be nominated for an Emmy, as one shudders to think of what depraved acts Hayden would perform with her breast meat to win one of those.


If you look closely at Hayden’s swollen tit bags in these photos you can just make out were her husband former heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko has been hitting them, as they appear battered, scarred, and misshapen in parts. Unfortunately for Klitschko (and our pious Muslim aesthetic) he didn’t hit them hard enough while training, as he recently lost his first fight in 11 years and Hayden is now dishonoring him further by brazenly whoring her shameful milk wagons without fear of retribution from his feeble jabs to her chest plate.

 

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Hayden Panettiere Nude Magazine Outtakes

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“Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere shows off her nude body in these leaked outtakes from a photo shoot for Cum Slut Quarterly Review.


As you can see in the photo above, Hayden stripped naked outside of a shower and is preparing to hose out her orifices after a long night of anonymous sex with strange men. If that wasn’t bad enough, an additional outtake below features Hayden tanning her titties while topless by a pool.


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How dare Hayden offend Allah with the sight of her sinfully perky breast meat out in the open like this. The holy Qur’an is very clear that while man was made in the image of Allah, the female body is an abomination which the devil concocted to corrupt the souls of pious men leading us away from paradise and into the eternal hellfire. Thankfully us Muslims have learned how to resist, denounce, and suppress the blasphemous nude female form through the throwing of rocks at the heads’ of brazen whores like Hayden Panettiere.


Hayden Panettiere Drunk And Topless

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“Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere appears to have escaped from her rehab center, and was photographed drunk and topless while dressed as a pirate’s wench in a bar in the photo above.


Hayden made headlines recently when she announced that she would be voluntarily returning to rehab, while claiming that she was suffering from “postpartum depression”. Of course everyone knows that postpartum depression isn’t a real thing, and it is actually Hollywood code for a drug, alcohol, and sex addiction.


By taking her sloppy tits out while drunk in this bar, Hayden Panettiere certainly appears to have fallen off the wagon… and she no doubt landed into a big pile of penises. Unfortunately for Hayden nights of anonymous sex with strange men will not fill the void she feels inside of her… Because the infidel’s manhoods are far too small for that. Yes only the massive meat scud of a Muslim man could satiate Hayden’s fiery loins, and give her back a normal life. So the first step to recovery for Hayden is to wear the burka… and the next eleven steps all involve her killing Jews.

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